tersurat dan tersirat

kepada lelaki lelaki kt sana tue terutama bujang bahagia dr BIG4. mesej nie untuk semua laa xkisah yg ingin, bakal, sedang, sudah atau mencari lagi isteri pilihan anda...kalo isteri impian anda tue ckp mcm nie, korg kna la paham maksudnyer...ada yg tersurat dan tersirat. biasala org perempuan, mcm 1 soalan math yg sukar diselesaikan...

kalau perempuan tanya : Lawa ke budak pompuan tue?
makna tersembunyi : siapa paling lawa? sy ke, budak perempuan tue?

kalau perempuan tanya : awk dah makan ke belom?
makna tersembunyi : Jom la pi makan. Sy lapar niee...

kalau perempuan kata : lawa-lawa la baju kt sini erk..
makna tersembunyi : awkk, belikanlah untuk sy....

kalau perempuan kata : awkk, sy rasa macam pening2 laa...
makna tersembunyi : tolong picitkan=)

kalau perempuan kata : Letihnya hari nie..nak masak lagi, basuh kain baju lagi...
makna tersembunyi : kiter makan kt luar jela ye...t awk tolong la basuh baju sekali, boleh kn..

kalau perempuan kata : kita nie lebih sesuai berkawan saja.
makna tersembunyi : I xnk kat u...xpaham2 k?

kalau perempuan kata : saya suka kawan dgn awk. awk baikk, memahami, bla...bla...bla...
makna tersembunyi : hish...saya ase sy minat ssngt kt awk..rasa mcm nk jadi isteri awk jer...

kalau perempuan tanya : awk pernah t'ingtkan kekasih awk yg dulu tue?
makna tersembunyi : kalau nk gaduh, kalau berani sngt...sebut la nama dier depan aku...

kalau perempuan kata : xpe awk, demi kebahagiaan awk...saya sanggup berkorban...
makna tersembunyi : amboi! aku kena berkorban.habih, ampa dua ekoq gak yg seronok.

kalau perempuan kata : saya xkisah kalau mmg betul awk nk kawin lg satu. asalkan awk berterus terang dgn saya, bersikap jujur dan adil
makna tersembunyi : sapa kata aku xkisah???adil ke xadil, aku xkira! langkah mayat aku dulu sebelum menikah lg satu...

haaa begitula kajian 21 tahun tentang lisan yg tersurat di bibir kaum hawa...
so amik perhatian yer...hehehehe

kpd kaun adam...selamat berjaya...

13 Responses
  1. duwe Says:

    jawapan seswai diberi?


  2. Pakcik Security Kam-to-you Says:

    nice and useful


  3. lipas kudung Says:

    4 ur info..
    org laki pn byk hidden msg gak..


  4. Anonymous Says:

    sy xrase laki ade??Mungkin lipas kudung leh share hidden msj drpd laki lak..susanye nk study..layan blog seronok lalala~korunk satu umah ae?


  5. saya Says:

    bg pndpt Dr. la.. klu laki ckp

    "Awak.. Ble awk nk msk utk sy ni?"

    Agk2 pe hidden msg laki tu? Xpun

    "Alamak awak.. Mlm ni xleh kuar mkn skali la.. Rumet sy mntk tlg sy aja subjek kt dy.."

    Cbe teke.. Apekah disebalik mi goreng ini?


  6. tue maknanya laki tue kaki kelentong...siap la gadis kt luar sna...kalo laki bg alasan mcm nie...

    korg kna paham....


  7. duwe Says:

    xpown2..si gurl call..pastu xangkat..meseg pown reply lambat..alasan die sory tertido..padahal men game xpown tgok movie..xjujur..~


  8. saya Says:

    ha.. makne nye?? laki pn ad gk hidden msg..




    "INSAN YANG BERJAYA,YE.. DATANGNYA.. YE.. DARI AKAL YANG SEHAT.. DARI HATI YANG BERSIH.."


  9. just-me Says:

    Assalamualaikum......
    ~ 40 things giRls WISH guYs KNEW!!!!!!!! ~

    1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
    2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials before we get bored.
    3. Mark anniversaries on the calendar.
    *4. We think about you all the time.
    *5. This is how we see it: Don’t call = Don’t care.
    6. Which also means that if we don't call, take a hint.
    7. We like you to be a little jealous. But overly possessive is not necessary.
    8. We’re allowed to be late. You’re not.
    9. Eye contact is the key.
    10. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
    11. Laugh at our jokes.
    *12. 3 words: honesty, honesty, honesty!
    13. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
    14. Do not start with us. You will not win.
    15. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn’t think so.
    16 If you ask nicely, we`ll answer the same way.
    17. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
    18 Open the door for us no matter where we are.
    19. We love surprises.
    *20. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
    21. Always brush your teeth before you see us. A fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
    22. Clean your room before we come over.
    *23. Even though you’re sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
    24. Don’t act hard around your friends
    25. Sometimes “NO” really means “NO!”.
    26. “Wife beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
    27. Sensitive guys are great.. but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.
    28. Do not let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
    *29. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
    *30. “Fat chicks” have feelings, too.
    31. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling, & nasty looks add up to = YOU DiD SOMETHiNG WRONG.
    32. The excuse “I can’t dance” is unacceptable. We'll appreciate the simple fact that you aren't trying.
    *33. Just because a girl does not pick up on the first ring, does not mean she's not waiting by the phone.
    34. You don't have to spend a lot; if it means a lot.
    35. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
    *36. Don't lie to us. We will catch you.
    *37. Don't you ever answer our question with only ONE word! We hate it!
    38. Just BE by our side when shopping means you are not allowed to flirt while we shopping
    39. Please give us some comment while shopping.. it's compulsory.
    *40. When the girls get together, we talk about everything. Meaning, my best friends know everything about you.

    p/s: post ni akak copy n paste -kak hani


  10. saya Says:

    TO VINDI: http://syafiqsyahidzat.blogspot.com/2010/05/msg-untuk-si-gadis.html

    bce jgn xbce


  11. lipas kudung Says:

    seriously do any guys even do a single thing hat vindi said...
    i mean every guy will lie it is apart of who we are...
    n ko try la tny mane2 laki mostly akan jawab dorang x ske shopping


  12. duwe Says:

    shopping laki..g bli barng..blik..xyah belek..~


  13. btol...tmbh2 kt part baju....

    kalo part brg comp tue leyh gak pusing2 servey lue...