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We would like to tender a small number of business chances to all of you from V4BF1 Corporation.

 

1)       Agent for “Attendace FULL Project” (Open for all undergraduate of UTP)

Description: Attendance FULL Project is  a business to illegally sign other people attendance with payment of RM10 per week

Requisite:

i)                     Admission must be made through V4BF1 original stokis in your village area only

ii)                  Admission and registration are free (no fees). Please send your name (according to IC), phone number, company name (if any) and IC number to V4BF1corp@gmail.com.

iii)                 To be an agent, applier must have the ability to fake more than 50 signatures (Basic skill). Also you must attend all class every week

iv)                 The payment is based on the number of signature. You’ll get 50% for 10-20 signatures, 70% for 20-50 signatures and 90% for a value above 50 signatures per week.

 

2)      Rent out your matric card, you’ll be given rm1 for an hour of rental. (Open to all UTPians)

Description: We need your matric card to bring illegal outsider into UTP (pakcik CD etc)

Requisite:

i)                    UTP student with matric card

 

3)      Need fast money? Sell your assignment now (Open to intelligent student only)

Description: We’ll help you to sell your assignment at reasonable price

Requisite:

i)                    Have CGPA of 3.5 and above

ii)                   Can prepare the assignment a week earlier before the due date

 

4)      Know how to make ‘toyol’? We need your help fast

Description: we need student who are capable of making small, undetectable and useful ‘toyol’ to make sure our clients satisfied

Requisite:

i)                    Hardwork and determination play the most important role